"The Early Bird Gets The Worm"

Or so they say. In my house if the early bird mom is foolish enough to wake early up before all of her family to clean the house and mop the floors. She is foolish enough to have to redo the floors just a few hours later. If you look closely in the photos you will see thousands of sprinkles mixed with globs of sticky pink and white frosting from the animal cookies "Daddy the Hero" purchased at Target without "The Mom of Mean" seeing. (you can also see that my pledge to give up Mt. Dew for Lent failed too.)I think this early bird is going to adopt a "why bother cleaning? it will just be messed up again later policy." My kids tell me it works with making their beds.